Thursday, February 17, 2011

Mr. Benedict is never late.

I met Terry Benedict today. Or at least the man who wants to be him. Slicked back hair. Check. Suspenders. Check. Rimless glasses. Check. He was even super precise on his timing. My meeting was scheduled for 10AM, he walked in at exactly 10AM. Everyone in the office referred to him as "Mr. Benedict", not "Terry". It's amazing to me that people take this guy seriously. Look out Ocean's 14, you have a fan already. Sorry boys, this one is going straight to DVD and will rival the sales and superior acting found in Dumb and Dumberer.

Do you realize that people today know who Terry Benedict is but the majority have no idea who John Boehner is. Third in line for the presidency and people have no idea who he is. What's worse? The people who don't know who he is just sounded out Boehner and I can pretty much guarantee they did not pronounce it BAY-NER. If you are one of those people, stop reading my blog immediately and get to a news source, preferably FOX News, and learn about whats going on in this world.

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